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Yesssss! Who doesn?t love a piece of apfelstrudel, vanilla, whipped cream, raisins and apple all poured into this 11% Imperial doppelbock.
Ever wanted to make like Alice and enter a wonderland of your own? Well, to that we say ?drink me?. This doppelbock is your golden ticket to a prelapsarian forest full of apples. Well? we did already pick those apples and baked it into a creamy Austrian pastry with vanilla, raisins and cinnamon. We used the best German malts and hops to get down this rabbit hole. Drink this portion and you?ll soon be consulting caterpillars, organizing mad tea parties and playing croquet with the queen. Yes, wonderland is yours for the taking. Just don?t lose your head down there.
11% ABV
For starters, don?t bowl barefoot. Seriously, why pass up on the cool two-toned shoes?! But if you must air your toes, man up with a silky smooth fruity tooty brew like this punchy NEIPA. Extra pale, fiercely crisp, nice ?n clean. Peach, passion fruit and coconut strike the right tropical notes, but at 7.5% it?ll probably have you tossing gutter balls from the get-go. Beer we know, but this is bowling, there are rules. Have fun out there, Dudes.
7.5% ABV
Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? IT IS…… THE BIRD OF PREY! OMG! What a phenomenon already! A supernatural IPA chock-full of citra, chinook and mosaic hops. One of the many beers Het Uiltje is so, so proud of. Always fresh, and always super hoppy.
Is it out of control? Yes, but if you drink it immediately you’ll probably be able to temper it. And if you don’t drink it ASAP you can tame this bionic bird by storing it in a cool dark place. Otherwise it becomes a kryptonite!!
5.8% ABV.
Best Before: 2023/10/03
Some India Pale Ales require warning labels. Like: Danger! This bad boy is a real pucker-pusher. Or: Caution! Quaff confidently but with care. Cascade Green Sweater just happens to be one of those rare brews that demands a footnote*. Seriously, this heroically bitter IPA might actually make you cry.
Brewed exclusively with uber-aromatic Cascade hops plucked from the dark damp forests of the Pacific Northwest, this IIPA will actively seek out all your drillable dental soft spots.
Oh dear! Drink cautiously, you hear?
*Best drunk outside. In the rain. Wearing your favorite green grunge sweater. With the tooth fairy
8% ABV
Dear Humankind,
When the A.I. gods arrived, we moved our brewing operations to a deep dark corner of cyberspace. It?s okay, we?re okay. From here we continue as a virtual resistance, brewing angry, defiant beer like this dark tropical bombshell of a coconut-coffee (cc) Porter. Tastes great in real-life (what is real life?), looks good in the virtual world. The A.I. gods may be smarter, friends, but they lack the soul needed to appreciate exquisite beer brewed with passion. Cheers to soul.
Sip strong.
Team Uiltje
*ONLY SURGEONS IN TRAINING BEHIND THIS POINT*
Welcome to the masterclass of Dr. Raptor. Some say he is totally out of control… and they are probably right. This is the playground of Dr. Raptor, and he makes up his own rules!
Q: What’s up with that scalpel?
A: It’s the favorite toy of this crazy vicious madman. But he does make one freakin’ bombastic beer.
Q: How does one drink such a beast?
A: He sips best fresh, but is no stranger to storing his crazy creating in a cool dark place.
Enjoy this 9.2% Imperial IPA the same way we enjoyed making it.
Like a Netflix climate disaster drama, this West Coast IPA is equal parts hilarious and scary, sophisticated and hairy. Fueled by 3 mind-bending Kiwi hops from our barefooted friends at Freestyle, it?s a daredevil ale for Jackasses like us, heavy on intuition and light on logic. A Kiwi-California fusion cocktail with enough lemongrass, passion fruit and stone fruit to keep us big wave Zen. Clever? Most definitely not. Fun? Oh yeah. Yummy? The best last beer you?ll ever drink. Cowabunga!
6.8% ABV
As we do every year around this time, we sing jolly Christmas carols and brew one of our all time favorites. F*ck De Kerstboom Staat In De Fik! A truly Christmasy beer that you must have had at least once. You can choose to age it yourself in the back of a dark cupboard, or just drink it upon arrival! Whichever you choose, be sure to enjoy.
10% ABV
For this new ‘Go Back In Time’ beer series we visit the Vikings. Too long these seafaring hooligans have been maligned for their unprovoked violence and pagan playfulness. But an Uiltje University study reveals that Vikings were motivated not by gods or greed but by…peaches. Yep, they just wanted some juicy fersken (peaches) to spice up their ale. Had we known, much violence could have been avoided. Better late than never. SKÅL!
7.2% ABV
Best Before: 2023/10/11
Chilly willy? Cold toeskis?! Freeze not, friends, our silky-smooth milk stout will help you tackle winter like an artic cowboy. How does a lightly roasted arabica espresso with a creamy shot of maple syrup sound on a cold winter?s day? Say howdy to Frostbite Fuel, a full-bodied yeehaw brew that takes the sting out of winter and keeps all your digits in place. If this recipe doesn?t warm you up, then you?ve simply got a cold soul.
6.8% ABV
Alas great granny is no more but her Cozy Coffee Cocktail lives on! We?ve amplified our seasonal Doppelbock with some serious high-altitude arabica. The toasty coffee is from Moyee, but the warmth, attitude and bready flavor is all Old School granny. Cuddle up in a knitted sweater for this one, friends, and relish this clean and slightly carbonated coffee cocktail like there?s no tomorrow. Cuz just like great granny and the summer, nothing lasts forever.
7.2% ABV
If you grew up on the dance floor of the 90s, then you certainly appreciate this beer. Brewed at 190 beats per minute and hopped hard with Vista. Intense aromas of tropical fruits, mandarin, melon and pear bring you in total euphoria
7.8% ABV
Upper Bavarian, Lower Bavarian, Middle Bavarian? ?dobb! We brewed this Dunkel Weizen to unite all these Bavarians. Using the same classic Saaz hops our founder Robbert named his dog after, our Herr Oakmeister tips his Tiroler hat to Weizen tradition with lots of wheat and caramel. But it?s the toasted oak and vanilla that demands a good Schuhplattler. A mountain man?s Weizen rough in body and soul. Forget dialects, let?s all just speak beer. O?zapft is!
5.9% ABV
Tell a guy you shrunk his raisons and he?ll punch you in the mouth. Tell him his raisons are smokin? and you?re best friends for life. We say?smoke ?em! This here honey-raison bombshell is a warm and cozy black American IPA with dark coffee beans and smoked malts. It?s no holiday gimmick, friends, serious stuff. Featuring an all-start cast of Northwest hops ? Simcoe, Amarillo, Citra and Mosaic ? it?s a peace-to-y?all winter ale, brewed for the naughty and the nice.
7.7% ABV