Beer

For our newest ?Back in time? beer we set out to debunk the myth that ancient Egyptians, like modern YouTubers, are interested in cats. With rosetta stone in hand we discovered owlish hieroglyphs, owls, friends, not cats.

To celebrate ancient egypt?s strigiformesphilia (love of owls) we brewed an ipa as dark as tutankhamun?s pre-plundered tomb, as fruity as a hieroglyph comic strip and enough caramel to satisfy nefertiti?s tooth.

6% ABV

Saison ? leave it to the French ? excuse-moi, the Wallonians ? to make what is essentially a Farmhouse Ale sound incredibly chic. So this is our attempt to brew a seh?zon as clean and crisp as the French word itself.

We dropped intensely fruity and fragrant herbs like bergamot and chamomile and a bit of ginger for heat to elevate the Farmhouse Ale into a country estate aperitif. Not a Saison, amies, but a seh?zon!

5.8% ABV

Best Before: 2024/06/26

Nah, mec, not Macron the French president but macaron ? the tastiest of all French morsels, the tiny, sweet sandwich cookie that knows no peers. We wouldn?t be Uiltje if we didn?t get all macaron nouvelle cuisine on you with our dramatic take on a salted caramel imperial weizen. Ah bon? Ah f***ing bon! This ain?t your Catherine de Medici macaron, friends, more like Elon Musk stuff. A Macaron Monsoon that arose out of the Dark Ages and reimagined for the Space Age.

8.5% ABV

Do you hate surprises? Are circus shoes and squirting flowers not your thing? Are people who hide their emotions behind masks a no-no? Is a clown car your ultimate nightmare? Does Ronald McDonald freak you out? If so, our rich, bready fresh-hop Belgian IPA might help. It?s silly without being scary. It probably won?t reduce your coulrophobia (aka fear of clowns), but we?re pretty sure it will fix your fear of Belgians.

6.9% ABV

For the latest episode of our ‘back in time’ series we take a single-seat Spitfire for a wild ride at the Battle of Britain. Blimey! Fear not, little birdies. Like the Spitfire, our nose-heavy IPA flies light and easy. Like the Spitfire, Simcoe is a graceful, supercharged hop that excels in sticky social situations. In fact, you don’t drink a Simcoe Spitfire as much as you strap it on and fly. God Save The Queen!

6% ABV

Best Before: 2023/10/24

SWOOP here it is! SWOOP here it is! This explosively fruity American-Belgo style ale combines two bold American hops with a classic Belgian yeast. The result is a lazy, hazy tropical ale with a can-do American attitude and Belgian pedigree. New World meets Old world, familiar meets exotic. A refreshing bad bird beer with bright yellow feathers. SWOOP down and grab it while you can.

6% ABV

Best Before: 2023/08/25

Don't be afraid to come out in the open, there's no need to be nervous you see, no one will judge you for swapping your IPA for this itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny sour apple appletini!
Blended with 300 kilograms(!) of apple concentrate, this graf has got serious pome fruit credentials. Accessibly sour with a tad bit of sweet, it's our twist om the classic Los Angeles Appletini.
Best enjoyed poolside in a yellow polka dot bikini

5% ABV

When we released Part 1 of The Algorithm in 2022 it sold out in seconds. We expect nothing less from Part 2. As you may recall, The Algorithm is our balls-to-the-wall barrel-aged Imperial Stout franchise created specifically to bring together the best minds of our generation and push the cowboy extremes of the hop universe. In Part 1 we explored time and space with Owlbert Einstein and raised your beer IQ in the process. You?re welcome for that. For this sequel, we stand on the shoulder of that intellectual giant and bring you Owlsaac Newton. Aged for a year in Armagnac casks, Owlsaac merges the brandy?s distinctive flavors of dried fruit, sweet spices, vanilla and French oak with Imperial Stout?s roasted coffee and nuts. This blockbuster beer totally explodes the Hollywood myth that sequels can never be as good as their originals. We dare anyone who doubts us to or the laws of gravity to have a sip and say Yippeekiyay mother?!

15.2% ABV

For this enchanted Schwarzwalder Kirsch stout we made like Repunzel and let down our hair in Germany?s enchanted Black Forest. You know, the grim fairy-tale settings for Grimm Brother self-flagellation and fun? Well, those Black Forest fairies also know how to distill a mean sharp-nosed cherry liquor known as Schwarzwalder Kirsch. Dark and murky with a touch of vanilla and raison around the edges, this distinctive chilly weather sweet stout is best sipped in castles amongst cuckoo clocks. A tart, puckery fairy-tale capable of knocking the dirndl off of Sleeping Beauty, that girl Gretel and every wicked Grimm Gros- mutter every put to paper.

8% ABV.

This one?s for the Speedo?d misfits, the wild swimming rebels, the open water troublemakers. The crazy ones who spend their winter days plunging into f*ing freezing lakes! Our skinny DIPA replicates the shock of nose-diving into chilly water in your birthday suit. The Superdelic and Nectaron hops are citrusy, fruity and totally in your face. Just like swimming in an iced-over pond, you?ll know it when you taste it. Don?t be a wuss? JUMP IN!

7.9% ABV

This deliciously hoppy golden ale combines the complexity of a Belgian tripel with the power of New World IPAs. It?s cultural fusion at its best.

Just like the French voyageurs who explored the interior of the continent in search of new horizons, now it?s your turn to embark on an adventure.

9.5% ABV.

BB: 06/21/2024

Topped by a sumptuous head of foam, La Terrible possesses a fruity aroma enriched with notes of roasted malt and Madeira. Its long lasting flavour is both elegant and full bodied.

La Terrible is a dark brown beer on lees and is part of a collection of exotic and refined Unibroue beers brewed using 100% natural raw materials. It may be drunk as an aperitif or as an after dinner digestive. It is equally a perfect accompaniment to the above-mentioned dishes or a pleasant alternative to coffee

Best Before: 02/02/2026

10.5% ABV

Strong Belgian type ale similar to a Port wine ! Is as dark as can be, mellow in taste with an aroma of ripe fruits. It can be compared to an old porto and is brewed from well roasted malt.

Brewed with roasted malt, this beer has a rich, smooth texture, and bottle conditioning gives it a very distinctive flavour. It has an aroma of ripe fruit and a pleasant aftertaste that lingers like old port wine. It is excellent with pasta as well as game meat and wild fowl, and enhances the flavour of desserts like chocolate mousse and fruit salad.

9% ABV.

BB: 10/08/2024

Sit back and RELAX - this beer is serving up ?Summer Vacay? vibes with every sip!
Charging aromas of fresh tropical citrus splash forward with notes of grapefruit, lemon and pineapple bringing a bright and brilliant zest to this ultra-juicy hazy IPA. Using all Aotearoa hops, a light malt bill and loads of creamy oats, we?ve brewed an easy-drinking beer with huge fruit salad aromatics and a smooth finish.

5.6% ABV.

Crisp and delicate with a light sweetness, this West Coast pilsner has been hopped with Citra Cryo, Riwaka and Nelson Sauvin hops which give us tropical summer notes of lemon, lime, gooseberry and passionfruit. Effervescent and finishing clean and dry, this beer will revitalise your dance moves and keep the wind in your sails.

5.8%ABV